Sumit Tiwari – The Bug-Free Bachelor

(Because “committed relationship” shouldn’t be the only status I’m good at maintaining)

Hi there! I’m Sumit, a software engineer by profession and a stand-up comedian by aspiration (my colleagues might disagree, but hey, they laugh sometimes!). I’m single, tall (great for reaching the top shelf!), and currently accepting applications for the position of “Life Partner.”

Skills and Qualifications:

Proficient in Java, Python, and sarcasm.
Expert in debugging code and awkward silences.
Can cook Maggi in 10 different ways (impressive, right?).
Fluent in Hindi, English, and emoji.
Holds a black belt in procrastination (but I’m working on it!).
Looking for:

Someone who can tolerate my bad jokes and love of memes.
A partner in crime for exploring new restaurants and binge-watching shows.
Someone who appreciates a good cup of chai and long conversations.
Bonus points if you can beat me at Ludo (but be prepared to lose!).
Important Note:

I may or may not be able to fix your computer, but I can definitely make you laugh.
My love for pizza is eternal, and I’m not afraid to admit it.
I’m a dog person, but I’m open to cat-itude (as long as they don’t shed on my keyboard).
If you’re looking for a fun-loving, geeky guy with a good heart (and a questionable sense of humor), swipe right! Let’s connect and see if we can create a love story that’s less “404 error” and more “200 OK.”

P.S. I’m still trying to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. If you have any tips, please share!